November 2009
270 posts
Tip to reduce weight: First, turn your head to the...
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"There's always been a lot of tension between Lois...
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Joey: Wow, I never knew a woman's handbag would look good on me, a man!
Rachel: Exactly, unisex!
Joey: No, you need sex, I had sex a couple of days ago.
Rachel: No, Joey. U-N-I Sex.
Joey: Well, how can you say no to that?
“A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat...”
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“A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that...”
– Robbin Williams (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
Wise words from Bill Gates!
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Rule 1: Life is not fair-get used to it Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough,...
“That which does not kill me, makes me stronger. I do not believe in such things....”
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“The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so...”
– Bertrand Russell (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
If you hate a person, you hate something in...
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Sharing is caring!
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“WHAT EACH KISS MEANS”
Kiss on the Forehead: We’re cute together .
Kiss on the Cheek: We’re friends.
Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU…
WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
Holding you tight pressed against each other: I...
You say nothing is impossible. I say, . . . try to...
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Legally, it's questionable. Morally, disgusting....
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I can read your mind right now!
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You’re thinking, “Yeah, right. You can’t read my mind”
How to start each day with a positive outlook.
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Open a new file in your computer.
Name it ‘the person you hate’. Eg: ‘C&R’
Send it to the Recycle Bin.
Empty the Recycle Bin.
Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of ‘C&R?’
Firmly Click ‘Yes.’
Feel better?
Insane? Errr, I prefer "mentally hilarious"!
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Sittin' on the toilet. SITTIN ON THE TOILET!
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