March 2010
16 posts
“Jonah: “Mom says it’s because she has PMS.”
Steve almost choked but composed...”
– The Last Song (book) (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
The Levels of Insanity.
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1) Talks to self. 2) Argues with self. 3) Loses argument with self. 4) Is no longer speaking to self.
November 2009
270 posts
Tip to reduce weight: First, turn your head to the...
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"There's always been a lot of tension between Lois...
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Joey: Wow, I never knew a woman's handbag would look good on me, a man!
Rachel: Exactly, unisex!
Joey: No, you need sex, I had sex a couple of days ago.
Rachel: No, Joey. U-N-I Sex.
Joey: Well, how can you say no to that?
“A recent police study found that you’re much more likely to get shot by a fat...”
– Dennis Miller (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
“A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that...”
– Robbin Williams (via the5thletteroftheenglishalphabet)
Wise words from Bill Gates!
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Rule 1: Life is not fair-get used to it Rule 2: The world won’t care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself. Rule 3: You will NOT make $40,000 a year right out of high school. You won’t be a vice president with a car phone until you earn both. Rule 4: If you think your teacher is tough,...